May 2012
50 posts
when a girl wants to kiss you: she plays with her hair, looks down, fiddles with her fingers, and waits for you to make a move
when a boy wants to kiss you: smiles nervously, tilts his head slightly, and waits for the right moment to make a move
when i want to kiss you: i look at you from a distance, and start sobbing about how ugly i am and that i'll die with 80 cats, approximately
Valentine's Day 2012
sodamnrelatable:
Everyone else:
Me:
via sodamnrelatable
“It happens to everyone as they grow up. You find out who you are and what you...”
– Nicholas Sparks (via anditslove)
math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
80 years from now;
Me: //falls//
Granddaughter: GRANDMA ARE YOU OKAY?
Me: //laughs// HELP I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP
Granddaughter: Grandma this isn't the time for your old 2000 jokes!
Me: WATCH OUT WE GOT A BADASS OVER HERE
Granddaughter: GRANDMA!
Me: YOLO
SpongeBob: "Patrick, you're a genius!"
Patrick: "Yeah I get called that a lot"
SpongeBob: "What, a genius?"
Patrick: "No, Patrick."
Watchfrostingpeetaswounds:
How To Blow Up An Egg
WHAT HAHAHAHAH
Watchbrandeezy:
I would so do this to my friends. Just because
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